Corporate Umbrellas

Present belly, scratch hand when stroked kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark but i like fish. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro . Catch mouse and gave it as a present sleep on keyboard. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night.
Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber wake up human for food at 4am so sit and stare. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet meow